Thanksgiving Joke – Talking Turkey

TALKING TURKEY
What does …
A jewelry-lovin’ turkey say? “Bauble, bauble, bauble”
A dyslexic turkey say? “Boggle, Boggle, Boggle”
A turkey in the shoe repair shop say? “Cobble, cobble, cobble”
A turkey who was an old-time movie fan say? “Gable, Gable, Gable!”
A turkey with a sore throat say? “Gargle, Gargle, Gargle”
A turkey with a sore leg say? “Hobble, hobble, hobble.”
A football turkey say? “Huddle, huddle, huddle”
A dieting turkey? “Nibble, nibble, nibble.”
A one-legged Cockney turkey? “‘Obble, ‘Obble, ‘Obble”
A turkey who argues a lot? “Squabble, squabble, squabble.”
What does Dr. Seuss’ turkey say? “Tweedle, beetle, paddle, battle, puddle, wobble, hobble, gobble.”
Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went… “Wobble, Wobble, Wobble!”