Pilot: Have you ever flown in a small plane before?
Passenger: No, I have not.
Pilot: Well, here is some chewing gum. It will help to keep your ears from popping.
Pilot (after the plane landed): Did the gum help?
Passenger: Yep. It worked fine. The only trouble is I can’t get the gum out of my ears.
JOKE OF THE DAY HARD TO PLEASE
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The rather ferocious-appearing husband who had taken his wife to the beach
for a holiday scowled heavily at an amateur photographer, and rumbled in a
thr...
13 years ago
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