Did you hear the story about the two lawyers that were conducting business in a bank when an armed robbery began?
One of the robbers rushed to the teller windows, while another one guarded the doorway. The third robber stood in the middle of the bank, and proceeded to give out directions to the bank's customers.
"Everyone up against the wall... Okay, now empty your pockets. We want watches, wallets, and anything of value."
One of the lawyers jammed something into his partner's hand.
"What's this?" his partner whispers.
The other partner replies, "It's that $100 I owe you."
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