Free joke of the day My sister

My sister and her husband had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found Billy crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind.

Trying to calm him, my sister's husband palmed a penny that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to pull it from Billy's ear. Billy was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully, "Do it again, Dad!"