Free Joke My preacher

My preacher is one of those guys who enjoys using enthusiasm while delivering his sermon. As he preaches, he often moves briskly about the platform, which jerks the cord hooked up to his lapel microphone.

Once, as he was becoming more involved in his sermon, he moved and accidentally got wound up in the cord, nearly tripping himself before he managed to jerk free again.

After watching him make several of those circles and jerks, a little girl in the front pew (who was visiting) leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"