Funny One Liner Jokes

One-Liners

There’s room for all God’s creatures. Right next to the
mashed potatoes.
There’s always at least one bolt on anything that’s adjustable.
and it fits whatever size wrench you don’t have.
Folks who claim to want respect, honesty and decency but don’t
sign their letters to the editor make me wonder who’s being
honest, decent and showing respect.
If vegetarians love animals [...]