Warning labels
On a packet of three steel fishing hooks.
HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED
Warning on a carpenter’s drill
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE AS A DENTAL DRILL
Warning label on a fold up baby buggy.
REMOVE CHILD BEFORE FOLDING
On a dishwasher
DO NOT ALLOW CHILDREN TO PLAY IN THE DISHWASHER
On a hand held massager
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING OR UNCONSCIOUS
On [...]
JOKE OF THE DAY HARD TO PLEASE
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The rather ferocious-appearing husband who had taken his wife to the beach
for a holiday scowled heavily at an amateur photographer, and rumbled in a
thr...
14 years ago
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