Free joke of the day repair shop's lobby

While I was waiting in the auto repair shop's lobby for my car to be repaired recently, another customer came in looking a little frustrated.

"Listen," the customer announced to the owner of the shop.

"When I bought this premium battery six months ago you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It has already died after only six months!"

The shop owner looked quite mortified.

"I'm very sorry," he apologized. "I didn't think your car would last longer than that."