SURGICAL REPAIR
Sam and John were out cutting wood, and John cut his arm off. Sam wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took it and John to a surgeon. The surgeon said, “You’re in luck! I’m an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in four hours.”
So Sam came back in four hours [...]
JOKE OF THE DAY HARD TO PLEASE
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The rather ferocious-appearing husband who had taken his wife to the beach
for a holiday scowled heavily at an amateur photographer, and rumbled in a
thr...
13 years ago
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