Irish Jokes

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St. Patrick’s Day Quotes

Saint Patrick was a gentleman…Who through strategy and stealth…
Drove all the snakes from Ireland…Here’s a drinkee to his health!
But not too many drinkees…Lest we lose ourselves and then…
Forget the good Saint Patrick…And see them snakes again!
- Unknown

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Best Bar in The World

Three Irishman are drinking at a bar. he first says: “Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!”

The second then starts: “That sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there’s a better one called Quinns. At Quinns, you buy a drink, Quinn buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Quinn buys you another drink.”

Then the third pipes up. “You think that’s good? Where I come from, there’s this place called Murphy’s. At Murphy’s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!”

“Wow!” say the other two. “That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?” “No,” replies their friend, “but it happened to my sister!”

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May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow,
and may trouble avoid you wherever you go.
–Irish Blessing

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May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rains fall soft upon your fields and,
Until we meet again
–An Irish Blessing