Daily Joke – Funny Jokes – Gender

What Gender Is It?

If you’re like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender.

For example:

Ziploc Bags — Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

Copier — Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed. But can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire — Male, because it goes bald and often it’s over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon — Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
light a fire under it. And, of course, there’s the hot air part.

Sponges — Female, because they’re soft and squeezable and retain water.